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Bird’s Nest Fern (Birds Sold Separately)

Bird’s Nest Fern. It may or may not “clean the air,” but at least it won’t kill your pets. Also, it’s pretty & easy (insert obvious joke).

Let There Be (LED Plant) Light…

TIL: Don’t underestimate the superpowers of grow lights for seedlings Today, my friend Sarah sent me a picture of some broccoli plants I gave her about three weeks ago. At that time, the seedlings were but wee babes that I… Continue Reading →

In Search of Lost Thyme…

The Proots Questionnaire It’s Show & Tell for Indoor Plants! Want to play along at home? Here’s how: –– Questions for You (Plant Owner/Guardian): Answer the first five questions as well as you can. There wrong answers; you’re not being… Continue Reading →

Maranta leucorneura, a.k.a “Prayer Plant”

Part of the Plant Show & Tell Series & the Proots Questionnaire™ Plant Show-Off: Marguerite K. (Seattle, WA) What kind of plant is this?It’s a “Maranta leucorneura,” a.k.a. “Prayer Plant” although I originally thought it was a Calathea (the two… Continue Reading →

The EZ ZZ Plant

The ZZ Plant is so easy, you may think it’s a Deep Fake. I know I did. I bought my first ZZ almost exactly a year ago, at IKEA, for about $12 (amazingly, I didn’t even have to put it… Continue Reading →

How to Water Plants

“Basic Model” Indoor Plant Watering Step 1: Take some waterStep 2: Pour it on the plant. No, really, that’s pretty much all there is to it, for about 95-99% of all houseplants. So, whenever I say, “Basic Model” watering, this… Continue Reading →

Ficus Alii Floats Like a Butterfly…

This is the newest addition to our menagerie of plants! It’s a Palm Alii (or Ficus Alii), and is relatively easier than its diva cousins in the Ficus Kingdom. At first, I wanted to name this one “Palmela Anderson,” but… Continue Reading →

My First Raised-Bed Garden

It was neither the best of times, nor the worst of times. It was mid-May, 2020. The pandemic was in full-bloom, but we were still optimistic that it would be over by the end of summer. Toilet paper was still… Continue Reading →

How to “Harden Off” Your Seedlings

Are you a “Helicopter (Plant) Parent”? If so, it may be time that you cut the cord and let your seedlings go forth and find reasons to hate you (while still dependent on you) until they can figure out how… Continue Reading →

Easy Money Tree*

Money Tree in the foyer.

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