The Proots Questionnaire

It’s Show & Tell for Indoor Plants!

Want to play along at home? Here’s how:

–– Questions for You (Plant Owner/Guardian): Answer the first five questions as well as you can. There wrong answers; you’re not being graded on this!
— Questions for Your Plant: Select at least four, but as many as all of the Interview With The Houseplant questions, which are very (very) loosely based on the “Proust Questionnaire.”
— Choose 3-5 photos of your plant. You can be in the photos if you like, but not required.
— Send to marguerite@face-planting.com, or send a message!

1. Your first name (or whatever name you want to use) & City/State

2. What kind of plant is it? If you don’t know, feel free to guess.

3. How did you come to own this plant?  (Where did you buy it, or who gave it to you? Also, if you know or remember how much it cost, if applicable, and want to share)

4.  How long have you had the plant?

 5. Where does the plant live? (e.g., home/office, kitchen, bathroom, etc.)

Proots Questionnaire (to ask your houseplant!)

What is your greatest virtue?

 What is your biggest weakness?

 Likes/Dislikes?

 Where do you live (home, office, windowsill, kitchen counter, etc.)?  

Where would you like to live?

Do you have a nickname?

What would be your dream job/profession?

What is your D&D alignment?
 
Which writer, living or dead, would you want to write your autobiography? Bonus: what would they write (poem, play, novel?)

If a director were to make a feature bio-pic about your life, which director would you choose?  Which actor (of any gender) would play you?  

Biggest challenge in life so far?

Your favorite fictional character?

Thanks for playing along! We look forward to hearing about you & your plant!